Wednesday, July 1, 2009

FAKE ASS SHOES


BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I WAS A LIL SHORTY, THE ONLY PAIR OF SHOES I LOVED TO WEAR WERE JORDANS. I ROCKED 12's, 13's, & 15's. BUT AFTER A INCIDENT INVOLVING MUD AND A FRESH PAIR OF 16'S MY MOM NEVER BOUGHT ME A PAIR OF JORDANS TILL MY FRESHMAN YEAR AND THOSE WERE THE DUB-ZEROS. AFTER NOT WEARING JORDANS FOR A FEW YEARS I STOPPED CARING A ND REALLY DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM EXCEPT FOR WHEN MY SISTER BOUGHT SOME AND I STOLE HERS SOMETIMES (WE WORE THE SAME SIZE NOT TO LONG AGO 5 AND 6). BUT BY THE TIME I GOT TO HIGH SCHOOL I REALLY DIDNT WANT JORDANS I JUST WANTED THEM TO STUNT AND I COULDN'T CAUSE EVERYONE HAD THEM REAL AND FAKE. BOUT MY SOPHOMORE YEAR I WAS PUT ON TO FAKE ASS JORDANS. MY GUY HAD CAME TO SKOOL WITH SOME SEE THRU 7'S AND I'M LOOKING LIKE THESE RAW BUT AT THAT MOMENT THE GUYS SURROUNDED HIM AND FRIED HIS ASS MAKING HIM SELL THE SHOES TO SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL. BUT EVER SINCE THAT DAY EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE FAKE JORDANS EVERYWHERE. RANGING FROM 8 FUSIONS, TO 12 FUSIONS, TO 6 RINGS, TO EVEN THE COUNTDOWN PACKAGES. AT THE 2008 DUNKXCHANGE I LEARNED FROM DAVE JEFF OF PHLI CHICAGO THAT WHEN YOU SEE FAKE SHOE ESPECIALLY FAKE JORDANS YOUR SUPPOSE TO EXPOSE THEM AND CALL THEN OUT AND THAT'S WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO. I LIKE DOWNLOAD MUSIC ALOT!!!! AND IT IS THIS MIXTAPE SERIES CALLED BIGGY JIGGY MIXTAPES AND THEY SHOW EXCLUSIVE TUNES HEARD NOWHERE ELSE. SO ON EVERY ALBUM COVER THEY SHOW A WEBSITE CALLED THEM ON BLAST BUT I HAD TO CAUSE THAT SHIT IS RIDICULOUS. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY IF YOU CAN SPEND 100 ON THE KNOCK OFFS YOU MIGHT AS WELL BUY THE REAL SHIT TO SAVE SOME EMBARRASSMENT. BELOW ARE PICS OF THE FAKES THEM SELFS. PARENTAL ADVISORY MAY BE ADVISE!!!!
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